Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- George Carlin
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
– Wendell Johnson
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“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
– unknown
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When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
— Billy Sunday
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