Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- George Carlin
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
– Bill Watterson
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
– Wendell Johnson
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Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
– Jules Renard
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