14
Jul

 

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

 

Thanks to Kara

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30
Jun

husband and cat missing, reward for cat

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14
Jun

 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

 

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12
Jun

how to please a man versus how to please a woman

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