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Now we’re talking

admin — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 02:50:04 +0000

For all you ladies out there! (-:

The Perfect Husband Joke

admin — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 04:04:55 +0000

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey , it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$390,000.
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $2,950,000 for it.

MAN: “Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

The Bride Wears White, the Groom Wears Black

admin — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 03:47:16 +0000

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’

The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

A husband is never bereft of counsel

admin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:25:52 +0000

A husband is never bereft of counsel

Understatement of the Millenium

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

admin — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:22:28 +0000

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

Thanks to Kara

Reward For Cat

admin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:05:08 +0000

World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

admin — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:09:51 +0000

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

Actually It Is Generally Not Necessary to Even Bring Beer, Just a Nice Extra Touch

admin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:29:46 +0000