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03
Aug

The Bride Wears White, the Groom Wears Black

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’

The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

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			 	<p> </p><strong>Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'

The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' <p> </p></strong>			 	<br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a>

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16
Jul

A husband is never bereft of counsel

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A husband is never bereft of counsel

Understatement of the Millenium

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14
Jul

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

category: Battle of the Sexes

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you
laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

Thanks to Kara

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			 	<p> </p><strong>1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, 
who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you 
laugh. 

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust 
and who doesn't lie to you. 

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed 
and who likes to be with you. 

5. It's very, very important that these four women 
do not know each other.<p> </p></strong><p>
Thanks to Kara			 	<br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a>

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

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