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I Love Dave

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      For all you ladies out there! (-: <a href="http://grandmasteroflove.com/Dave"><img src="http://grandmasteroflove.com/graphics2/d/a/v/e/Dave.gif" name="I-Love-Dave-image-2" alt="I Love Dave graphic 2"></a><br><font size=1><a href="http://grandmasteroflove.com/Dave">I Love Dave</a></font> <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/beautiful-men/" title="View all posts in Beautiful Men" rel="category tag">Beautiful Men</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-advertisements/" title="View all posts in Funny Advertisements" rel="category tag">Funny Advertisements</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-people/" title="View all posts in Funny People" rel="category tag">Funny People</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-pictures/" title="View all posts in Funny Pictures" rel="category tag">Funny Pictures</a>

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey , it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$390,000.
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $2,950,000 for it.

MAN: “Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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      Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$390,000. MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it. MAN: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra $150 , 000 if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/funny-people/" title="View all posts in Funny People" rel="category tag">Funny People</a> | <a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/marriage-is-funny/" title="View all posts in Marriage is Funny" rel="category tag">Marriage is Funny</a>

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

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      <p> </p><strong>Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?' <p> </p></strong> <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a>

A husband is never bereft of counsel

Understatement of the Millenium

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      <p> </p><strong>A husband is never bereft of counsel<p> </p></strong><p>Understatement of the Millenium <br><a href="http://www.davesdailydose.com/category/battle-of-the-sexes/" title="View all posts in Battle of the Sexes" rel="category tag">Battle of the Sexes</a>